Divine Secrets of the Fat-Fat Sisterhood

Women unite! Its time for us corpulent Goddesses to come together:

1.To show TLOEFGM (The League of Extraordinarily Fat Gentlemen) we will not tolerate the wicked b*tch Miss O'Gynnie

2.To combat the evil TOM and his notorious side kick Aunt Flo

3.To replace Miss O'Gynnie, TOM & FLO with "Ms. Moon Tyme"

Now I've reached that stage in life when TOM and FLO don't come to visit anymore, but I'm still a part of the sisterhood and willing to share the Divine Secrets!

If you want to join the "Fat Fat Sisterhood" and be mentioned in soon to come "Divine Secrets" sagas leave a comment with your complete blog site URL.

Here's an advance preview:

Downsizing Doc [speaking about TOM] "How can I possibly call someone who
no longer exists? Give me that phone!"
[Phone rings....]
Coley-Ole "OMG! That's TOM! Do NOT pick up the phone! Please do not pick up the phone. Doc, don't pick up that phone!"
Downsizing Doc [picks up the phone]  "Hello??????"
To Be Continued.....